The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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