I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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