Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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