my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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