The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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