the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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