Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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