why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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