The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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