Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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