If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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