we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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