He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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