what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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