I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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