Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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