I want to stick my p in your. b.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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