As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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