Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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