I CAN MOONWALK!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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