Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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