How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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