Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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