I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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