i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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