Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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