But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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