she was so not down for the gang bang
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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