My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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