have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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