Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize