I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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