return my video game
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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