When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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