you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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