Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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