I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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