I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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