OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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