okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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