I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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