i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im holly from the hills drunk
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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