I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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