I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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