I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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