A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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