i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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