dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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