Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Mom said you looked used
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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