the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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